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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 18th, 2014 >Isometrus
Amulets                                      
- the fixed +5 Alicorn Amulet (being worn)   
- a cursed -3 horcrux                        
Weapons                                      
- the cursed +5 Soul Edge (weapon in hand)   
Armor                                        
- the +5 Majora's Mask (being worn)          
- a +0 Hawaiian shirt (being worn)           
Comestibles                                  
- 3 uncursed tins of soylent green           
Rings                                        
- a yellow ring of fear (being worn)         
- the cursed fixed One Ring (being worn)     
Tools                                        
- the cursed Necronomicon                    
- a black materia                            
- a bag                                      
Gems                                         
- 2 uncursed philosopher's stones            
@: Well, Dogley, I think I might actually ascend this time.

d: You do know you're supposed to be Lawful, right? That's an awful lot of morally ambiguous items.

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@: Don't worry. As soon as I get a helm of opposite alignment, I'll be even better off than I am now.
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d: Don't you find it a bit weird that you're obviously exploiting morality itself to cheat your way to Lawfulness, which is an unlawful act in itself?

@: Hmm...you know, I never thought about it that way.

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@: Hey, maybe that made me lose even more alignment points! I should go for a world record!

d: Magic ethics is scary like that, isn't it?

Awful Lawful
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6 Comments

#1 Anonymous Sat, 19 Apr 2014 06:03:22
Hmm... Isn't the Necronomicon a book?

#2 Isometrus Sat, 19 Apr 2014 17:17:32
Oops--yeah, I probably should have made it a spellbook.

On the other hand, if it were a spellbook, it would be pretty YASDy when unidentified.

#3 Anonymous Sat, 19 Apr 2014 19:46:27
Given the meaning of "necro-", a book called Necronomicon should be the Book of the Dead.

#4 anther Mon, 21 Apr 2014 16:11:18
Now I really want to see what the One Ring and Majora's Mask would do to each other.

#5 Isometrus Tue, 22 Apr 2014 20:28:28
Become Majora's Mask and Monocle?

#6 ThePathfinder Sun, 22 May 2016 07:52:08
I assume this is a crossover between different video games.

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