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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 17th, 2015 >jwoodward48nh
                    
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@ Welcome to Mr. Shopley's All-New Confusion Center!

@ Wait, what? I'm confused...

@ That's the whole point! Now, would you like to have an amazing experience?

d I don't feel so good about this...

                    
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@ Come in, come in! Quickly!

@ Wait, but--

Mr. Shopley locks the door.

                    
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@ Here's our all-new Confusion Elixir!

Mr. Shopley throws a potion of confusion.

                    
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Wait! That's a small mimic!

Wait! That's a small mimic!

Wait! That's a small mimic!

d I knew it! It's a trap! Come on, Dudley, let's--

                    
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Mr. Shopley throws a potion of confusion.

@ I always had a feeling that shopkeepers were looking at me funny...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by a  | 
 | shopkeeper and | 
 |    3 mimics    | 
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The moral: Never trust anybody who spends lots of time underground alone. Wait, what does that say about us NetHackers?
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2 Comments

#1 sparrow4 Mon, 19 Jan 2015 08:03:35
Shopley conspiracy. Why do I find that gravestone so funny?

#2 anther Mon, 13 Jul 2015 17:10:47
I'm confused.

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