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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jan 3rd, 2015 >Elijah Stone
The gnome shoots a  
wand of fire!       
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@: Well, at least it's something people actually die from!
But it reflects from
your medallion!     
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@: Yes! I knew that u-BUCed amulets are always worth it, unlike armor.
Unfortunately, it   
doesn't reflect     
from your armor     
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@: OK, maybe I was wrong about the armor, but hey, I've always worried about having heart problems. At least THAT won't be the cause of my death! On the other hand, I suppose that I should have picked up that silver dragon scale mail, even if it might have been cursed.
Your torso fries    
to a crisp.         
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@: Cremation! I've always wanted to be cremated! Goodbye, heart problems!
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
     ____________   
    /  REST IN   \  
   /    PEACE     \ 
  /                \
  |     Dudley     |
  |   killed by    |
  |   heartburn    |
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 /)//\/(\\|()\(/)|))
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The gnome is naked, and dudley is a middle-schooler with acid reflux problems when grossed out.
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#1 anther Mon, 13 Jul 2015 16:49:09
I don't know why this amuses me so.

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