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" @", the leader's best friend!
@: I prefer "Vice Leader." |
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" @", the smart one! "@", the strong one!
@: 18 intellect and 18 strength respectively. |
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@: Ahahahaha! @: Woah! Who's that guy? @: I don't know, @! | -----------
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@: I'm gonna hit him with my sword! @: Hahahahahaha! You will never ascend! *zap* @: Why does this always happen? | -----------
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@: So, Hackers...you think you can take my amulet? Well, it's hidden at the bottom of this dungeon. Try to take it...if you DAAAAARE! @: We accept your challenge! @: --no--we--don't-- @: Quiet, @. | -----------
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@: ...okay, bye then. @: See you in thirteen panels, villain! |
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The jackal bites! The jackal bites! The jackal bites!@: I'm at critical health, guys! @: No! We can't die on the first floor! |
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@: Wait a minute...one of these things is a werejackal! I've read about them in one of my books! @: Really? @: Yeah! And I learned that werejackals are vulnerable against silver! So here's what we have to do... | #
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@: It's a good thing you had all those cursed books, @! We teleported out of there without a problem! @@@@: YEAH! @: ...I hate you all. |
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@: Guys, help! @: How did you summon Juiblex? @: And why did you attack him?? | --------------
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@: I used my wand of digging to break out of his stomach--but he's still moving! @: Why don't you just hit him again? @: None of my attacks do any damage! | --------------
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@: ...well, that certainly worked. @: Look, brute force works out about 1 percent of the time around here, so I'll take what I can get. |
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@: Well, this is it, guys...no way out this time. | ----------------
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@: Wait a minute! Give me all the potions of enlightenment, all the potions of levitation, and all the unholy water you have! | ----------
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@: Wow, @! I didn't know you were so good at alchemy! @: Yeah, I'm quirky like that. |
FINAL
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@: So, you have made it all this way...but it shall all be for nothing! | FINAL
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@: Wizard! We are here to end your reign of...not giving us the Amulet! @: Wait, guys...what does the amulet do? @@@: Hahaha...oh, @! | FINAL
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@ dies...@: Oh no, not @! He never told me how to pronounce his name! @: Don't worry! We can use a turning spell to resurrect him once-- | FINAL
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@ dies...@ dies...
@: ...oh. |
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@: Hey, Wizard! @: Oh, thank goodness you're done talking to yourself. It's been about 20 turns, you know. | FINAL FINAL
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@: You may be powerful, and smart, and know why you're in this dungeon...but I have a gift that my parents gave me, a long time ago. | FINAL FINAL
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a - a wand of death (0:1) called Hope You Kill The Wizard Someday@: What the-- |
THE END!
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@: So how do we take on the Plane of Earth? @: Oh no, not again! ALL LAUGH |
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5 Comments
@'s: Who said that!?
@:What's at the end of this desert, anyway?
JUDGEMENT.
@:Which end?
*SKELETAL SMILE *
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/B/brute-force.html
When in doubt...