@: "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Asidonhopo's camera shop!"
@: "Huh, never seen one of these before."
You see here a pink
@: "That's probably because you, like all too many travelers, just snap away without a thought of actually printing your photos!"
@: "Well, I don't exactly use my camera for..."
You see here a potion
of lens cleaner.
@: "I've got a grand opening sale! One print of each photo, and a battery recharge for just 250 zorkmids!"
d: "Do all of them look like this?"
@: "I was kind of in a hurry!"
\ ___ /__
|\ MMM9 `Mb
| /MM|- MM
|/ MM| MM
/ -MM\ MM
/ _MM_\ _MM_
: "Here, look, this one doesn't have my thumb in it - it's even nice and centered!"
d: "I am blinded by the lens flare's radiance."
@: "Yeah, that's the one that took my wand of lightning, lousy..."
d: "What's that one even supposed to be? You know, the flash doesn't reach that far."
@: "Uh... I must've left the lens cap on."
And where are the scrolls of charging?
...in my opinion. Of course, the thing about great art is that it's open to multiple interpretations.
Lens cap is on.
Or you could use the graphics set for the Windows/GTK/QT/X11 clients as a basis.
"I am currently out due to end-of-semester duties at the University of Yendor. -more-
"But don't you dare steal anything; -more-
"I have wands of striking installed to automatically zap you to death if you do."