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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 2nd, 2010 >STL
Mumak butts Dogley. 
Dogley is killed!   
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   |.@..q-#####     
   |....%|#   #  ---
   |..M..|    #  |{.
   |.....+    ###-..
   -c....|       |^.
   -----|-       |.(
@: "That is enough! Anu I'm calling for you. Smite me if you will, but I'll no longer continue this quest. I've wasted my life in dungeons; my beloved dog has been killed and you've been sitting there on heavens ignoring everything I've done for you. Get the amulet yourself. I bet you can't do it."
Voice of Anu booms  
out:                
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   |.@..q-#####     
   |....%|#   #  ---
   |..M..|    #  |{.
   |.....+    ###-..
   -c....|       |^.
   -----|-       |.(
: "Infidel! You're good for nothing. I'll teach you myself how this quest should be done before your soul is damned for eternity!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |      Anu       | 
 |  poisoned by   | 
 |    a rotted    | 
 |  newt corpse   | 
|/)(\(\)(/\|((\|)||\
Noone to pray to
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11 Comments

#1 Anonymous Fri, 2 Apr 2010 22:53:43
Anu: "This is what I've been sending all those adventurers into? No wonder I still haven't gotten that amulet."

#2 Sorceror Sat, 3 Apr 2010 07:42:51
Why eat a rotten newt corpse?

#3 Anonymous Sat, 3 Apr 2010 18:40:11
@Sorceror: Because it's a humorous way for a god to die.

#4 mijae Sat, 3 Apr 2010 22:43:27
This is the power of a god that mere mortals cannot match - they can kill the newt first before it still kills them anyway somehow!

#5 TobyBartels Sun, 4 Apr 2010 01:55:58
@ Sorceror

The footnote explains why he died by eating a rotted corpse. Why a newt corpse? Cause it's Dudley's Dungeon, I guess.

#6 Sorceror Sun, 4 Apr 2010 12:05:07
Ah. Death at the speed of plot.

#7 Slandor Sun, 4 Apr 2010 18:24:48
It's also the sort of thing that would happen to a newb, over and over, until I realize how fast corpses go bad.

I mean, he. Until he realizes how fast corpses go bad.

#8 Quint Sun, 4 Apr 2010 20:19:34
I just realized that newt and newb are one letter away from each other.

#9 Sorceror Mon, 5 Apr 2010 02:25:55
Hush, Quinb!

#10 CuleX Fri, 9 Apr 2010 03:49:25
Did we ever have such a long time without a new strip?

#11 ctaboir Fri, 9 Apr 2010 13:19:44
@CuleX: one week without a strip is not really unusual, unfortunately...

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