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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 12th, 2011 >xCheckPoint
Mephisto appears and
makes an offer...   
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@: "Go on getting hit by ugly creatures and eating slimy things? Hunting a stupid amulet for the rest of my life? Of course not. I go for that red pill..."
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d: "Errm. Dudley? You remember the last time choosing the red one? Waking up as a stupid nerd, surrounded by empty pizza boxes, zero social contact, girls laughing at you and your 'fantastic' hardware?"
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You pick up the     
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3 Comments

#1 Sorceror Thu, 12 May 2011 07:04:29
It's been 12 years and there has still been no effect from that damned blue pill I took!

#2 xCheckPoint Thu, 12 May 2011 10:52:40
You might have misunderstood some basics if you aimed for a change...

#3 Sorceror Sat, 14 May 2011 01:04:37
Vote chart is flipping us the bird.

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