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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 16th, 2011 >TruePikachu
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   |..............+ 
   |.......@......| 
   |..............| 
   +..............| 
   |..............| 
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a - a red stone

b - a green stone

c - a blue stone

d - a yellow stone

@ What a strange place to find some gems!

        --|----     
        |@....|     
        |.....|     
        -------     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
5 gold pieces.

e - 4 silver arrows

@ I don't have any use for these arrows, as I don't have a bow...

    -------|-----   
    |...........|   
    |...........|   
    |...........|   
    |...........|   
    |...........|   
    |.......@...|   
    -----+----|--   
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f - a ruby ring

g - a sapphire ring

h - an emerald ring

@ I hope these rings aren't cursed...

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#-.....@......|     
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i - a diamond

j - a pearl

@ Yay! More gemstones! But why are they always appearing in piles like this?

                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
       +@###########
                    
                    
                    
@ I wonder what's behind this door...
                    
                    
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 |.....|            
 |.D...|            
 |....@-############
 |.D...|            
 +.....|            
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@ Shoot!
         -------    
         |.....|    
         |.%...|    
         |.....-####
         |.%...|    
         +@....|    
         -------    
                    
                    
@ Well, that was difficult.
         -------    
         |.....|    
         |.%...|    
         |....;-####
         |.%...|    
 +#######-@....|    
         -------    
                    
                    
@ I hope nothing else attacks me...
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |   a Magikarp   | 
 |                | 
)|(|)(|\///|\\\/\))/
@ You are kidding me!
5 generations of success
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8 Comments

#1 Sorceror Fri, 16 Sep 2011 01:26:58
An incredible fortune in stones, yet I would trade them all for a wand of lightning, or a blessed +1 club.

The Gorn Captain misses. You die --more--

Last edited: Fri, 16 Sep 2011 04:22:56

#2 Quint Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:25:57
I don't get the joke.

But I guess the magikarp knew Tackle. Don't worry; it's not as humiliating as losing to a level 5 magikarp; it has to be at least level 15 to learn Tackle.

Last edited: Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:26:25

#3 DarthCliche Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:57:19
@Quint: Each of the first four panels (and the sixth) corresponds to a different generation.

#4 ais523 Sat, 17 Sep 2011 19:39:21
I get the reference, but I don't get why it's funny.

Also, panel 2 should have a crystal ball, and panel 4 a platinum wand, even if you're ignoring remakes.

#5 Darkrai Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:24:45
A well written humorous strip with a good ending.

By the way there is no reason to hate on pokemon, don't vote negative just because it's pokemon.

After all it's been over a decade since it's creation and it's still going strong, you don't get that kind of success from somthing poor.

Last edited: Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:27:19

#6 Quint Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:26:52
How did I not get this joke at first.

E'd.

#7 DarthCliche Wed, 26 Feb 2014 08:22:20
The xorn hits! The yeti hits!--More--

#8 ThePathfinder Sat, 12 Nov 2016 11:54:15
...BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!

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