Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 23rd, 2011 >

xolroc

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                #   
                #   
       ---------|---
       |...........+
       |.....@.....|
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Hp: 2147483647(21474

@ I finally found a way to ascend!

                #   
                #   
                #   
       ---------|---
       |........@..+
       |.....@.....|
       -------------
Hp: 2147483647(21474

@ I hacked the save file and set my hp to the highest possible!

                #   
                #   
                #   
       ---------|---
       |...........+
       |.....@.@...|
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Hp: 2147483647(21474

@ Nothing can kill me now! See, I don't even need armor or weapons anymore!

                #   
                #   
                #   
       ---------|---
       |...........+
       |.....@@....|
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Hp: -2147483643(2147

The nurse hits (I hope you don't mind)!

You die...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |    a signed    | 
 | 32-bit integer | 
/|\()((||\\|/)\|())(

@ Oh come on!

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3 Comments

#1	ais523	Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:28:00
Does that actually kill? If maxhp overflows via failed polyself, it normally gets set to a small value, as does current HP. If it overflows via potion of full healing (or similar), your current HP becomes 0 and your max HP becomes negative, but you don't immediately die; also, monsters don't attack you. (This is the only known way to die to a lichen, via overflowing max HP via potion, then using conflict with a tame lichen, which causes the game to notice your HP is zeroed.)
#2	Ykstort	Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:46:09
Wow, cool, never knew that. Thanks ais523. Also, someone should wiztest this, I would but I am tired and about to go to bed. Last edited: Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:48:54
#3	Sorceror	Wed, 28 Sep 2011 23:53:23
That said ... Now do it without cheating, Dudley.

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