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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 17th, 2012 >RamBanjo
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@ Hello, Dudley, Welcome to Wonotobo's general store!

d Great...I'm famished right now...

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Dogley ate a tripe ration.

@ No! Dogley! Bad dog!

d Sorry...I couldn't resist it...

@ And now I'll be in a big trouble...unless I pay the shopkeeper...

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You do not owe Wonotobo anything.
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@ What? Shouldn't I be in your debt for that tripe ration?

@ Just forget it...

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@ Come, Dogley. We should leave now.
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Later...

@ Here's the plan. You start by setting up a bear trap, then chase Dudley into it. Then you two will steal his stuff. We will all divide it by four. Deal?

l Why are you doing this anyway?

@ Nobody steals my tripe ration and get away with it scot-free...

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3 Comments

#1 XandersolTehEpic Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:41:42
What if his things only divide evenly into 3?
#2 Anvilgames Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:32:29
Then the leprechaun will sell his share back to Wonotobo. Leprechauns only want gold anyway.
#3 Anonymous Tue, 12 Jan 2021 16:42:00
Don't hate on WONOTOBO.
Wonotobo is responsible for the least amount of positive deaths in NetHack.Alz.Org

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