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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 19th, 2013 >Inkhoof
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The candelabrum's candles burn brightly.
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You ring the Bell of Opening.
Ouch!  You bump into
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a useful item (pick-axe, key, lamp...) (Rodney's PC)
You begin to recite 
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You scroll through the pages of the eBook of the Dead...
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12 Comments

#1 Dentarthurdent Sun, 19 May 2013 00:29:14
You make a faint typing sound.

#2 Prefectfordprefect Mon, 20 May 2013 01:52:23
A voice booms out: "So, fool, you thought you could steal my PC?"

Rodney is spamming you!

e - 100000 scrolls of e-mail.

You can not move an inch with this load!

The newt hits! -More

You die...

DYWYPI?

Last edited: Mon, 20 May 2013 01:52:38

#3 Anonymous Tue, 21 May 2013 03:43:18
*You can't even move a handspan with this load

*The newt hits! You die. -More-

#4 sparrow4 Tue, 21 May 2013 03:52:08
Wait! There's a shimmering dragon hiding under a worthless piece of obsidian. The dragon breathes hallucinogen-distorted sleeping gas. The blast hits you! Your brains feel like they have been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

#5 Anonymous Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:52
Douglas Adams hits!

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#7 Anonymous Fri, 24 May 2013 16:44:47
The virus-filled website hits!

#8 Anonymous Fri, 24 May 2013 16:44:53
The virus-filled website hits!

#9 Anonymous Fri, 24 May 2013 16:46:53
You die...

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#10 Anonymous Fri, 24 May 2013 16:47:55
When is the new comic coming out?

#11 Anonymous Wed, 29 May 2013 18:13:32
Never.

#12 Anonymous Sat, 13 May 2017 20:48:41
Micro$oft Windows hits! Micro$oft Windows hits! You die.

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