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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 14th, 2009 >Tocksin1
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New in Nethack 4.0:

In-game Advertisements!

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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to the Apple store."
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: "Have you considered switching to Geico?"

@ "Aw, that's it! I gotta do something about this."

                        
                        
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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Nethack Headquarters."
You wield a two-handed  
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13 Comments

#1 mightytater Thu, 14 May 2009 02:10:17
Laughed at the newt. Excellent!

#2 Anonymous Thu, 14 May 2009 02:15:50
Yeah the newt was really clever :D

#3 Quint Thu, 14 May 2009 04:18:43
Why does the Apple store have a shrine?

And who's that blue @?

#4 TJR Thu, 14 May 2009 10:09:55
Because Apple is a fashion cult. Tocksin1 nailed it right on the head.

#5 Anonymous Thu, 14 May 2009 11:06:52
That's a gecko. Newts are yellow.

#6 Thvor Thu, 14 May 2009 15:33:38
The first three frames were very good, but the second half didn't work for me.

#7 Tocksin1 Thu, 14 May 2009 16:50:23
If you've ever been in an Apple store, there's the genius bar at the far end. The blue @ is the Apple Oracle.

#8 Anonymous Thu, 14 May 2009 22:27:33
No. The blue @ is bill gates.

#9 Sorceror Sat, 16 May 2009 02:10:35
#8: You fail at Apple jokes. It's Steve Jobs!

You see here:
a human corpse named Steve Jobs
a black skivvy

What do you want to identify?
k - a black skivvy of fanboyism +5

#10 Durza Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:46:06
So that's why NetHack 4.0 hasn't come out for so long...

#11 herobrine Wed, 1 Aug 2012 13:19:04
The Apple Store has an altar! XD

#12 Anonymous Tue, 14 May 2013 23:50:48
h

#13 ThePathfinder Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:02:58
I hate Apple.
The i-products have been the gap between the rich and the poor.
Plus,an Apple(tm) a day keeps "Dr." away.

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