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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 28th, 2015 >Elronnd
Really attack the gnome? y    
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@: Alright dogley, let's see if this works.

d: Just as long as I don't get killed...

The gnome gets angry! --More--
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d: Just as long as he's not a GWAWOD.

@: To the contrary!!!

The gnome zaps a wand of death
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d: I told you so!!! You really should have picked up that SDSM, you know!!!

@: Patience!

The death ray misses you!!    
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@: You see!!

d: You'll regret this, I know it.

The death ray hits the Rodney!
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@: See! What could possibly go wrong!!

d: ...

Rodney sinks down, through the
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@: He even cleared the way to the high priest for us!!

d (sarcastically): Okay. Fine. You're right.

Zap what? dig. In what directi
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@: And now to follow him down.
The death ray hits the high   
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@: See! All that and I didn't even lift a finger!!
But wait!  The high priest's  
medallion begins to glow!....|
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@: Well, it saved me some work.
The Amulet of Yendor crumbles 
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A Rube NetHackBerg machine in action
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7 Comments

#1 Wooble Tue, 28 Apr 2015 11:09:34
tl;dr

#2 yhelothar Thu, 30 Apr 2015 01:45:13
Terrible view count this year. Who's still reading these?

#3 xCheckPoint Thu, 30 Apr 2015 07:21:12
Me!

#4 Elronnd Thu, 30 Apr 2015 17:25:14
yhelothar: Some of them are bad, but some of them not so much. This one, for example, has 252.
Last edited: Thu, 30 Apr 2015 18:00:18

#5 Elronnd Thu, 30 Apr 2015 17:59:57
I made a freenode channel for dudley's dungeon, #Dudley's_Dungeon. You should join it.

#6 ThePathfinder Fri, 1 May 2015 11:57:59
Blocked,as always...
because its name is FREEnode.

#7 Elronnd Sat, 2 May 2015 16:32:04
ThePathfinder: Are you joking about the whole “blocked” thing or not, I can never tell.?

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