Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 24th, 2015 >

ThePathfinder

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Lotus the Magistra}}

You kill Medusa!

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There's a staircase down here.

You see here a statue of a Knight called Perseus.

Lotus:Well,I could destroy those statues and take the treasures within...

R-A statue of a knight called Perseus.

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Lotus:But I can't.

You drop a statue of a knight called Perseus.

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Lotus:I feel sympathy for those poor adventurers...

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Lotus:And since I'm not very strong,I need some alliance...

T-A statue of a wizard called Varju.

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Lotus:And above all,I'm a healer.

You drop a statue of a wizard called Varju.

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Select a spell to execute:c

#_NAME_________TYPE_LVL_FA%

a_HEALING_.EXE_HEL___1__000

b_EXTRHEAL.EXE_HEL___3__002

c_STN2FLSH.EXE_HEL___3__014

d_CONFMSTR.EXE_ECT___2*_010

e_DETCMSTR.EXE_DVN___1__003

f_DETHFNGR.EXE_ATK___7__100

g_FRCEBOLT.EXE_ATK___1__002

In which direction?6

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Read what?[aehRT]R

R-A blessed scroll of taming.

@:tame human knight called Perseus.

Lotus:Everyone,here we go!

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You fall down the stairs.

Varju falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

Perseus falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

Petya falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

Tarsche falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

DeMenchev falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

Rufus falls down the stairs and lands on your head.

You die...

REST IN PEACE:      
Lotus               
65536 Au            
Killed by:          
A vertical traffic  
accident            
2014                
                    
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Poor healers.

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3 Comments

#1	ThePathfinder	Wed, 24 Jun 2015 00:02:57
Sorry for those names.I don't use the name "Dudley" in my earlier strips. All my strips are hand-coded and the row of #'s are a typo of row numbers. Last edited: Wed, 24 Jun 2015 10:11:08
#2	Anonymous	Sun, 28 Jun 2015 19:08:37
Is that how a "statue trap" works?
#3	ThePathfinder	Mon, 29 Jun 2015 03:47:21
Not that joke. Healers are a bit strange when the game's goal is to kill something.

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