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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 16th, 2015 >Menche
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@ Finally, about to ascend! My absolutely excellent AC was a huge help.
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You offer the Amulet of Yendor to Anhur...

@ Ahhh, can't wait. Get next to me, Dogley, I want a pet in demigodhood!

d Do I get to be immortal too?

An invisible choir sings, and you are bathed in radiance...

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The voice of Anhur thunders out: "Congratulations, mortal!"

"In return to thy service, I grant thee the gift of Immortality!"

d Aww, he used the singular when he said that.

@ Darn, why??

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Anhur misses! Anhur hits dogley instead!

@ Wait, what?

Dogley ascends to the status of Demidog...

@ My awesome AC! ANHUR, WHY!

d Yip! I do get immortality! And a pet, too!

@ DARN IT!

The gods might have minor dyslexia. Or maybe not.
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3 Comments

#1 Anonymous Wed, 17 Jun 2015 21:20:53
The note might have said "The dogs might have minor dyslexia" etc.

#2 ThePathfinder Wed, 17 Jun 2015 23:36:13
DOGs are anti-GODs.

#3 Anonymous Fri, 19 Jun 2015 18:04:05
Ha. I'm not sure if this comic was done before, but I smiled nonetheless.

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