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"Hello Dudley, welcome to Eed-morra's hardware store!" @ "Huh? Where is the shopkeeper???" |
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Wait! There's something there you can't see! It gets angry! You hear a flinging sound. You are hit by a shotgun shell! Camperstriker is about to die. |
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@ "Who the hell invented invisible shopkeepers, anyway? Let's try this random unidentified scroll!" Read what? s - a scroll labeled KNIRHS YMEV OLI |
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| Dudley |
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Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI? @ "Screw it, this variant is insane." |
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