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C o m e d y C l u b
Open Mic Fridays
5-7p
| You've got the glop
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@ "Thank you very much. You've been a wonderful audience. Just one more for me and then we'll call it a night." | -+----------------+-
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@ "I was with my dog Dogley in the mines the other day, and he was shaking up a storm. He's usually like that when he has to go outside, you know." d "Why are you telling them this?" |
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@ "Only trouble is we're in Minetown, and you know how they are about fountains, am I right?" d "This really isn't a necessary detail..." | -+----------------|-
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@ "So I talk to Izchak, he runs the lighting store, and I ask him if he has a little doggy's room for my little buddy here..." d "Seriously, Dudley! This is embarrassing!" | -+----------------|-
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@ "So Izchak is telling me there really aren't any dog parks in Minetown, I guess because lizards are all the rage underground, and Dogley starts barking like crazy..." d "Dudley!!!" |
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@ "All of a sudden Dogley starts piddling allll over Izchak's leg. Just a big stream of urine is running down this guy's thigh, right?" d grrrrr... | -+----------------|-
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@ "Izchak looks at me and he goes 'That dog needs to be house-trained.'" | ------------
/ REST IN \
/ PEACE \
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| Dudley |
| killed by |
| a shaggy dog |
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https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/ |
2 Comments
I really wish I hadn't put a lichen in-between the two ogres, though. I thought it would be funny if they were eating a salad, but the OFO glyph kind of screws with the visual aura of the scene.