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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Apr 17th, 2017 >AmyBSOD
                    
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"Hello Dudley, welcome to Eed-morra's hardware store!"

@ "Huh? Where is the shopkeeper???"

                    
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Wait! There's something there you can't see! It gets angry!

You hear a flinging sound. You are hit by a shotgun shell! Camperstriker is about to die.

                    
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@ "Who the hell invented invisible shopkeepers, anyway? Let's try this random unidentified scroll!"

Read what? s - a scroll labeled KNIRHS YMEV OLI

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As you read the scroll, it disappears. You feel disoriented... You were banished to Asmodeus' lair!

@ "Great. Out of the frying pan, into the fire."

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Asmodeus gets angry! Asmodeus casts a spell! A monster appears from nowhere!

The ore lich casts a spell! Oh no, he's using the touch of death!

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |   unfairness   | 
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\\))//||\)/)\||/(///
Do you want your possessions identified? DYWYPI?

@ "Screw it, this variant is insane."

And this isn't even the worst that could happen... More info here: https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Slash%27EM_Extended#Getting_started
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3 Comments

#1 will905965 Mon, 17 Apr 2017 01:57:50
please don't tell me my comment on April 12th is the reason this comic was made

#2 AmyBSOD Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:56:43
Haha, no, I made it before the April 12th strip was even up. :)

#3 Anonymous Thu, 14 Sep 2017 21:09:22
Something similar happened to me once when I was trying out a mobile port of it. All was going good before I went into a shop. There was an invisible shopkeeper and when I moved, it instantly tried to attack the shopkeeper before there was any indicator of an invisible monster.

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