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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 13th, 2011 >Sorceror
You succeed in openi
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@: "Ugh. Starving to death and all I have is this tin!"
Chuck Norris hits!  
You die ...--more-- 
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   --.@|..[...|     
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@: "HOLY FUZBUCKLE!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |    a can of    | 
 |   whoop-ass    | 
/|/|/((|\/)\/|\)|)|/
When Chuck Norris ascended, he killed all the other gods so there is only him left.
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6 Comments

#1 Sorceror Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:45:42
Not even I think this is worth an E

#2 LayneRobinson Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:50:20
Well, I for one didn't see it coming and kind of lol'ed. I gave it an E because it needed to be pushed in that direction.

#3 Quint Tue, 13 Sep 2011 16:20:29
Hey, I like this.

#4 Ykstort Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:02:50
It made me laugh out loud when I saw it, too, so I had to put it up. :)

#5 Anonymous Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:55:53
You begin praying to Chuck Norris...--More--
Chuck Norris kicks the Wizard of Yendor in the face!

#6 Anonymous Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:18:35
Oh boy, more praise for a washed-up actor/martial-artist who spends his days selling faulty exercise equipment on late-night TV. He lost a fair amount of fights in the tournaments he participated in, you know.

These Chuck Norris jokes have never been funny, nor clever. I'm sickened by the fact that an admin would approve this comic.

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