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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 29th, 2012 >Roondak
                    
                    
                    
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d "... So you see Dudley, F=ma."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Oh that's that thing with those Elric guys right?"
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d "... Anyway... force is expressed in newtons."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "How much force is in a newton, Dogley?"
                    
                    
                    
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d "Here let me show you."
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I hope the punchline wasn't too... forced.
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7 Comments

#1 bcode Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:31:18
I like how that spellbook is probably a spellbook of force bolt.
The punchline would have been better without the ellipsis, though... or so I think.

#2 Anvilgames Thu, 29 Nov 2012 11:26:41
Nah, it's a spellbook of wizard lock, as are all light brown spellbooks.

#3 Bucky Fri, 30 Nov 2012 03:51:55
Newtons are pretty wimpy; they have 9000x less force in them than the old tons.

#4 Quint Mon, 3 Dec 2012 00:48:39
I want to give this double E because I spat on my screen at the puns.

#5 jwoodward48nh Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:07:43
The appearance of wizard lock and force bolt (and all other spellbooks, potions, cloaks, boots, etc.) is randomized each game, so every game has different appearances.

#6 Sarillianar Fri, 17 Jul 2015 12:12:54
#5: That's an ongoing joke on this site based on that you can drop a brown spellbook in a doorway and it'll look like a door, so it's "wizard locking".

#7 element119 Fri, 24 Mar 2017 14:47:14
The footnote made this complete. E

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