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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 26th, 2012 >Anvilgames
                                        
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        |.....%.-###       |....|       
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   #    |........# ###     |....|       
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@ Hm?
You see here a bag of holding           
called 42.                              
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   #    ---------    #     |.<..|       
   #                 ######-....|       
  -|-------------      #   ------       
  |.............|                       
  |...@.........+                       
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@ Oh, wow! And it was just lying here, too!
# loot                                  
        ---------          -.----       
        |.....%.-###       |....|       
   #####-.......|  #       |....+       
   #    |........# ###     |....|       
   #    ---------    #     |.<..|       
   #                 ######-....|       
  -|-------------      #   ------       
  |.............|                       
  |...@.........+                       
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@ Seems heavy. Let's have a look inside...
a - a bag of holding named lib 0        
b - a bag of holding named lib 1        
c - a bag of holding named lib 2        
d - a bag of holding named lib 3        
e - a bag of holding named lib 4        
f - a bag of holding named lib 5        
g - a bag of holding named lib 6        
h - a bag of holding named lib 7        
i - a bag of holding named lib 8        
j - a bag of holding named lib 9        
k - a bag of holding named lib a        
l - a bag of holding named lib b        
@ Ah. This is someone's idea of a joke, then.
a + a bag of holding named lib 0        
b + a bag of holding named lib 1        
c + a bag of holding named lib 2        
d + a bag of holding named lib 3        
e + a bag of holding named lib 4        
f + a bag of holding named lib 5        
g + a bag of holding named lib 6        
h + a bag of holding named lib 7        
i + a bag of holding named lib 8        
j + a bag of holding named lib 9        
k + a bag of holding named lib a        
l + a bag of holding named lib b        
@ Well, nothing wrong with a spare BoH. The other 15 I might as well stash just in case...
Your movements are slowed               
slightly because of your load.          
        |.....%.-###       |....|       
   #####-.......|  #       |....+       
   #    |........# ###     |....|       
   #    ---------    #     |.<..|       
   #                 ######-....|       
  -|-------------      #   ------       
  |.............|                       
  |...@.........+                       
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@ Still heavy. Is there stuff inside the lib bags, too?
a + a bag of holding named book 3       
b - a bag of holding named book 1       
c - a bag of holding named book 2       
d - a bag of holding named book 0       
e - a bag of holding named book 4       
f - a bag of holding named book 5       
g - a bag of holding named book 6       
h - a bag of holding named book 7       
i - a bag of holding named book 8       
j - a bag of holding named book 9       
k - a bag of holding named book a       
l - a bag of holding named book b       
@ Well, this is just weird.
a + a bag of holding named chapter 4    
b - a bag of holding named chapter 1    
c - a bag of holding named chapter 2    
d - a bag of holding named chapter 3    
e - a bag of holding named chapter 0    
f - a bag of holding named chapter 5    
g - a bag of holding named chapter 6    
h - a bag of holding named chapter 7    
i - a bag of holding named chapter 8    
j - a bag of holding named chapter 9    
k - a bag of holding named chapter a    
l - a bag of holding named chapter b    
@ How many layers are there?
a + a bag of holding named doc 0        
b - a bag of holding named doc 1        
c - a bag of holding named doc 2        
d - a bag of holding named doc 3        
e - a bag of holding named doc 4        
f - a bag of holding named doc 5        
g - a bag of holding named doc 6        
h - a bag of holding named doc 7        
i - a bag of holding named doc 8        
j - a bag of holding named doc 9        
k - a bag of holding named doc a        
l - a bag of holding named doc b        
@ Seriously?
a + 9017753 loadstones                  
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
@ Wait, wha-
You collapse under your load.           
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        |.....%.-###       |....|       
   #####-.......|  #       |....+       
   #    |........# ###     |....|       
   #    ---------    #     |.<..|       
   #                 ######-....|       
  -|-------------      #   ------       
  |.:...........|                       
  |...@.........+                       
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@ -aaaaaah cram rations.
                                        
                                        
                                        
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             /  REST IN   \             
            /    PEACE     \            
           /                \           
           |     Dudley     |           
           |  killed by a   |           
           |    zip bomb    |           
           |                |           
))(|/|)\|))\/\|\(|/)|)(/\))(|/(/\(|///|(
And r.zip is an interesting topological exercise.
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6 Comments

#1 Bucky Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:48:27
G for tasteful use of a newt joke.

#2 bcode Thu, 29 Nov 2012 02:22:42
The "bomb" should have exploded earlier - those bags of holding are nested without any sacks in between. (But perhaps normal characters can only use (implement?) buggy compression algorithms.)

#3 Anonymous Sat, 15 Dec 2012 15:38:05
Hilarious!

#4 Nnelg Mon, 21 Jan 2013 00:17:11
This sadly wouldn't work, since even blessed bags of holding only quarter the weight of their contents, while each nested layer contains 16 files.

#5 ThePathfinder Wed, 15 Jul 2015 06:31:14
Ref:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip_bomb
and
http://www.unforgettable.dk/

#6 Crawldragon Tue, 4 Apr 2017 22:06:29
I don't know why, but the expression "ahh cram rations" just sells this comic for me.

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