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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jun 9th, 2015 >ThePathfinder
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Hello Dudley, welcome to B-Hack! You are a lawful human Priest.

You displaced your blue bird.

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Dudley:What's up with the minetown council?

Oracle:Here.Check out this investigative Tweet.

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Arch Priest:I knew my Tweets would get somebody's attention!

Dudley:What the h*** it is?

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Nalzok:Ah...Twitter!

c-a sliver bell.

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Vlad:2b/not2b;-)...

F-a candelabrum.

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Yendor:Why do you bother with old-fashioned media when you could have Twitter?

t-a papyrus spellbook.

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High priest:If a tree falls in a forest unTwittered,does it make a sound?

V-The Amulet of Yendor.

Dudley:Strange...

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High priest:...and this millisecond's Pulitzer Prize for investigative Tweeting goes to...

You offer the Amulet of Yendor to Lugh...

...Nothing happened.

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(In Earth controlling room)

Lugh:Wait a moment please.I'm checking this Tweet out...

Sorry,but that's strictly prohibited in Qaila.
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5 Comments

#1 Anonymous Tue, 9 Jun 2015 02:34:40
"sliver bell"?

#2 ThePathfinder Tue, 9 Jun 2015 11:41:54
They are so absorbed in Tweeting and forget to attack him.
He got an E-Z-Asc' thanks to Twitter.
However,his god is also absorbed in Tweeting...
Last edited: Wed, 10 Jun 2015 10:57:04

#3 Anonymous Tue, 9 Jun 2015 20:54:27
cast what spell?

@ dig

This Great Firewall seems too hard to dig into.

#4 Anonymous Wed, 10 Jun 2015 15:05:57
oracle> Wilt thou settle for a minor consultation? (50 zorkmids) [ynq]: n
oracle> Then dost thou desire a major one? (900 zorkmids) [yn]: y
oracle> Sorry, no Google here; only Baidu. Wilt thou settle for a minor consultation? (312.5 yuanmids) [yn]:

#5 ThePathfinder Thu, 16 Jul 2015 11:53:11
There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1

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