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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 13th, 2009 >Mijae
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@ "Dudley, you are finally ready. Go now to Newt Mountain, and reclaim our treasure from our arch enemies!"
                    
You see before you  
the foot of Newt    
Mountain. A host of 
foul, slithering    
creatures stand     
between you and its 
cavernous entrance. 
                    
@ "Here goes nothing."
You are             
slowing down.       
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@ "They didn't say anything about cockatrices! Stone to flesh! Stone to flesh!"
In which direction? 
You smell a         
delicious smell.    
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@ "Agh, no, wrong way, forget this, I'm praying."
You hit the         
cockatrice. You kill
the cockatrice!     
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@ "Whew! Okay, no need to panic. Now on to those newts-"
The little dog eats 
a gargantuan chunk  
of meat.            
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7 Comments

#1 ToonyMan Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:49:08
Dudley turned the mountain to meat. :D
Last edited: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:49:26

#2 anther Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:37:37
This sounds like something that would happen in Kingdom of Loathing.

#3 slowpoke Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:28:18
What a coincidence. Mountain Of Meat is my wife's pet name for me.

#4 TobyBartels Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:47:15
I want to be able to take the food away from my little dog. ‘Bad little dog! No food until you steal for me! Anyway, I'm fainting!’ (I know it wouldn't be reasonable to take it from a large dog, but why not my little dog?)

#5 progo Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:39:39
Newtish quest earns an E. I hope this gets some sequel.
Last edited: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:41:20

#6 Sorceror Mon, 6 Apr 2009 09:05:07
Little dog, big stomach!

#7 Loof42 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:53:36
Anther: Well you can mine for meat stacks in Mt. Mclargehuge.

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