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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 3rd, 2012 >Wuag
You see here a charr
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You see here a charred elephant corpse.

@ "I've never found doors in the Gnomish Mines before! And what's with these pachyderm bones?"

You hear some noises

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The dwarf lord wields an axe!

h "Sankis, no! Control yourself; and put your flames out for Armok sake!"

@ "Huh?"

You hear some noises
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h "PULL THE LEVER!"

@ "What does that mean?"

You hear some noises in the distance

d "I've got a bad feeling about this, Dudley..."

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The dwarf lord hits! The dwarf lord hits!

The dwarf is killed!

@ "That flaming dwarf is throwing one heck of a tantrum!"

d "Uhhh, Dudley..."

Welcome to Boatmurdered, Dudley.
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9 Comments

#1 Nnelg Wed, 3 Oct 2012 03:38:15
G for ‼≡Gratuitous DF Reference≡‼.
Last edited: Wed, 3 Oct 2012 03:53:29

#2 Anvilgames Wed, 3 Oct 2012 17:52:34
Now, try to play Dwarf Fortress with the foodless conduct.

#3 Anonymous Sat, 13 Oct 2012 01:34:48
Needs more Urist McUrist.

#4 Anonymous Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:57:05
I did a strip like this, but it didn't get approved.

Also, I blame myself for the current slump. I made an offhand comment about DF, and then people stop playing NetHack. I guess I just informed the public.

#5 XandersolTehEpic Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:29:23
And here we see why I didn't actually end up playing Net Hack all summer; I was too busy playing THIS.

"You maniac! You blew it up! Ah, Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

#6 Anonymous Wed, 7 Jan 2015 05:09:38
DF reference. more specifically, a boatmurdered reference.(sankis was one of the dwarfs there)

#7 Anonymous Wed, 7 Jan 2015 05:11:10
DF reference. more specifically, a boatmurdered reference.(sankis was one of the dwarfs there)

#8 Anonymous Wed, 7 Jan 2015 05:11:39
oops, double post

#9 jwoodward48nh Sat, 10 Oct 2015 19:45:24
This comic strip (partially) brought me to Dwarf Fortress. Thank you.

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