Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 11th, 2015 >

ThePathfinder

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Dudley:Oh,crap!

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#invoke

What do you want to invoke?[*]K

K-an apple

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The apple shimmers and changes!

You see here an iPhone 5S.

Z-an iPhone 5S.

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You turn on the iPhone 5S.

You start downloading apps.

You notice you have no gold!

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You start Tweeting.

You feel foolish.

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The green dragon is killed!

The rabid rat is killed!

The shade is destroyed!

The green slime is destroyed!

The master mind flayer is killed!

The blue dragon is killed!

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Your last thought fades away.

REST IN PEACE
Dudley       
0 Au         
Killed by:   
Brainlessness
2015

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

An apple a day keeps doctors away.

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#1	ThePathfinder	Sat, 11 Jul 2015 11:13:24
In fact Dudley IS a doctor,if you look at the background. By the way,i-product sucks.They look like a deep,uncrossable gap,between the Rich and the Poor. It is not actually a phone.It is a luxury. An Apple (Inc.) a day keeps "Dr."s away. In some high schools iPhones are forbidden but low-end Android phone is allowed. Last edited: Sat, 11 Jul 2015 12:28:22
#2	Anonymous	Mon, 20 Jul 2015 09:34:35
Apple. i'm hatin it.
#3	ThePathfinder	Fri, 6 May 2016 15:59:43
Oh my gosh. Someone created this 0-1-3-1-0 thingy. Since this is my own strip I have to rate F. Someone please break it.
#4	grisha5	Sat, 7 May 2016 09:35:19
Done.