Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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#twoweapon

What do you want to zap? i - a wand of magic missile (0:12), j - a wand of magic missile (0:12)

                    
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It dodges! It dodges! It dodges! It dodges! It dodges! It dodges!

Nothing happens. Nothing happens.

                    
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You feel as if you need some help.

Drop what? i, j - wands of magic missile (0:0)

The Agent zaps a wand of magic missile! You dodge! The magic missile spews by you! You fall on the floor!

                    
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You can't get up from the floor!

@: "Only a human."

                    
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@: "Dodge this!"

Trinity zaps a wand of magic missile! The Agent is killed!

                    
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But wait... The Agent returns to its human form! Fortunately, it's still dead.

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Trinity eats the Agent's corpse.

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6 Comments

#1	grisha5	Mon, 20 Jul 2015 13:08:00
whats the reference?
#2	Anonymous	Mon, 20 Jul 2015 15:23:52
Presumably http://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Agent_Thompson
#3	Anonymous	Mon, 20 Jul 2015 18:12:53
It's Agent Jones.
#4	ThePathfinder	Tue, 4 Aug 2015 14:21:02
Or agent IE,or agent Android,or agent Mozilla,or sometimes agent Apple. Last edited: Sat, 15 Aug 2015 06:50:55
#5	grisha5	Sat, 23 Apr 2016 01:42:56
Path...not again...
#6	Sorceror	Tue, 7 Nov 2017 00:40:04
Voted F for symmetry but actually E comic

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