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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Aug 21st, 2015 >ThePathfinder
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Dudley:I hate being Lawful...AGAIN!!!

Instruction Mania...again.
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41 Comments

#1 ThePathfinder Fri, 21 Aug 2015 00:33:39
If you drive in China highways some ridiculous signs could drive you mad.

#2 Anonymous Fri, 21 Aug 2015 18:15:51
Links in RSS feed are broken.
Am I the only one that uses them?

#3 ThePathfinder Sun, 23 Aug 2015 07:37:54
I don't see that RSS link.
Maybe it is linked to the old abandoned server.

#4 Belarian Sun, 23 Aug 2015 09:07:02
Is that room full of newts?

#5 ThePathfinder Sun, 23 Aug 2015 11:21:25
Yes,and he cannot avoid them since he cannot turn back and have to keep moving.
And there is a sign which says he cannot enter that room.
He is at a dilemma and he have to #quit.
I wrote this strip because the signs of Chinese highways are very confusing(and beuriokratickao)
Last edited: Sun, 23 Aug 2015 11:26:51

#6 Anonymous Sun, 23 Aug 2015 13:51:31
Can Dudley read a scroll of teleport?

Can you fly a plane of teleport?

#7 Anonymous Sun, 23 Aug 2015 21:04:23
NO TELEPORTING ALLOWED.

#8 UristMcDJ Sun, 23 Aug 2015 21:38:19
I submitted a comic over a goddam YEAR ago, and it still isn't scheduled. What the FUCK?

#9 ThePathfinder Mon, 24 Aug 2015 01:26:16
The first sign-related joke is https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?879

#10 ThePathfinder Sun, 30 Aug 2015 04:46:11
Err...anyone here?

#11 Anonymous Wed, 2 Sep 2015 02:07:23
Apparently not. It's been a while without comics...

#12 Anonymous Wed, 2 Sep 2015 20:07:39
Not even two weeks yet, and I remember not long ago we had a hiatus of several months...

#13 xCheckPoint Thu, 3 Sep 2015 08:56:16
Sad, but true...

#14 Belarian Thu, 3 Sep 2015 17:53:10
It's sad that this place has become so dead just when I found it..

#15 Anonymous Fri, 4 Sep 2015 21:14:49
The rest of the people seemed to have left DD when paxed left...

#16 ThePathfinder Mon, 7 Sep 2015 01:36:14
Not THAT fast,I think.

#17 ThePathfinder Tue, 8 Sep 2015 04:44:54
Pasi Kallinen...where are you?

#18 Anonymous Tue, 15 Sep 2015 21:24:19
25 days without a comic... is DD finished?

#19 ThePathfinder Wed, 16 Sep 2015 05:23:08
I don't think so.Maybe the admins are waiting for more comics.

#20 Anonymous Thu, 17 Sep 2015 03:50:29
Well, if less comics are displayed, less people would have the incentive to submit more comics, and so forth. At least an admin-made comic would show that Dudley isn't dead.

#21 ThePathfinder Thu, 17 Sep 2015 05:25:49
Just keep submitting more comics,and the admins should notice.

#22 ThePathfinder Tue, 29 Sep 2015 05:51:55
Anyway,we cannot idly watch.We must act.

#23 grisha5 Wed, 7 Oct 2015 13:39:56
I submitted a comic.

#24 Anonymous Wed, 7 Oct 2015 21:21:03
We should try to talk to the admin

#25 grisha5 Thu, 8 Oct 2015 07:24:47
I submitted a ver fine comic but seems the problem is that all admins are dead

#26 ThePathfinder Thu, 8 Oct 2015 11:36:08
I don't think this site is finished because it is a part of alt.org and that site is still very popular.They sure could look at those comics,or maybe registered and submitted some.

#27 ThePathfinder Fri, 9 Oct 2015 06:01:57
Anyway,if all other methods failed,storm the current admin's email:
elijah@shalott.net

#28 grisha5 Sun, 11 Oct 2015 13:35:25
Ok, we cant wait, STORM THE ADMIN'S EMAIL, GUYS!

#29 grisha5 Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:31:56
Also, he should publish my strip.

#30 Anonymous Mon, 12 Oct 2015 22:36:15
Wait, if all the admins are dead, how will storming their emails work?
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Uh... I think I'll be leaving now...

#31 grisha5 Tue, 13 Oct 2015 02:53:40
We should hope, and storm the email, or submit loads of comics.

#32 grisha5 Wed, 14 Oct 2015 13:52:29
Guys, anyone here?

#33 ThePathfinder Wed, 14 Oct 2015 15:01:10
Apparently not. It's been a while without comics...

#34 ThePathfinder Wed, 14 Oct 2015 15:19:24
I submitted #986.
Go for 1024!!!
(or 1000,for that matter.)

#35 jwoodward48nh Wed, 14 Oct 2015 16:26:10
I'm watching...

#36 Anonymous Thu, 15 Oct 2015 15:33:19
United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.
---from Urban Dictionary

#37 ThePathfinder Thu, 15 Oct 2015 15:34:24
REP #36:
Go fsck yourself,Tor user.

#38 jwoodward48nh Fri, 16 Oct 2015 18:08:25
?

#39 jwoodward48nh Fri, 16 Oct 2015 18:11:38
?

#40 grisha5 Wed, 21 Oct 2015 00:54:58
We got a new comic! Code Green!

#41 ThePathfinder Thu, 10 Mar 2016 12:29:34
Not yet...

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