Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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Crawldragon

                    
                    
                    
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@ Hmm, what's this yellow #?

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photocopier here.   
                    
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@ A photocopier? Oh, sweet! I can use this to copy scrolls, spellbooks, novels...

                    
                    
                    
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@ Who keeps sending me photocopies of their butt!?

& Is this a good time to mention our new reply mail service?

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

You sit on the photocopier but alas can not remove your pants.

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2 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Mon, 15 May 2017 18:21:13
:-) That's hilarious. Could the game actually work with such a dungeon feature without making it too easy to generate beneficial scrolls or spellbooks? Maybe the photocopier has only a limited supply of toner but can be replenished with a potion of toner or something like that. Of course sitting on the copier should abuse wisdom. What would kicking or otherwise abusing the photocopier do?
#2	Anonymous	Mon, 15 May 2017 18:22:19
"The photocopier vanishes in a puff of toner. You cough violently."

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