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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 7th, 2009 >Tocksin1
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& "I have someone for you to meet, Dudley."
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& "His name's Dudley. I named him after his father."

@ "Err..."

The succubus takes  
752 zorkmids for    
child support!      
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@ "Daddy?"

d "Another mouth to feed..."

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11 Comments

#1 Sorceror Thu, 7 May 2009 01:13:36
A half-demon Dudley could be interesting.

"Now son, today I'm going to teach you how to kill a drag- ... DIBS ON THE SCALES!"

#2 SmashFan2005 Thu, 7 May 2009 11:14:54
Lol, this should actually happen in NetHack. Then your Son/daughter could be a pet or something, XD.

#3 Anonymous Thu, 7 May 2009 16:23:40
If you are female you can turn into a monster that can lay eggs, and then if the eggs hatch they are your pet.

To keep in that line, I suggest rather than having males getting succubus pregnant, that incubus get females pregnant. After a while you get slower, your feet hurt, and you become unable to wear your armour.

I'm sure you could think of more affects.

Hawkes (who thankfully has never been pregnant, or gotten anyone else pregnant for that matter).

#4 danirijeka Thu, 7 May 2009 16:25:07
c - a +2 blessed (greased?) condom of protection (being worn)

#5 Anonymous Thu, 7 May 2009 22:03:47
danirijeka: Does that take up one of your ring slots?

#6 Sorceror Fri, 8 May 2009 02:51:54
#2: You gag and vomit! It must be morning.

#5: possibly a shoes slot ... for the third leg ...

#7 PIxels Fri, 8 May 2009 20:49:07
Dad + Dudley = Dadly?

#8 Eboreg Mon, 11 May 2009 13:53:31
I think nethack pregnancies will be either very unrealistic or not really worth putting in.

#9 Anonymous Mon, 25 May 2009 02:05:50
lol

#10 DarthCliche Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:12:27
lol indeed.

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