Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 14th, 2009 >

Tocksin1

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New in Nethack 4.0:

In-game Advertisements!

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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to the Apple store."

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: "Have you considered switching to Geico?"

@ "Aw, that's it! I gotta do something about this."

                        
                        
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@ "Hello, Dudley! Welcome to Nethack Headquarters."

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@ "The DevTeam will see you now."

                        
                        
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14 Comments

#1	mightytater	Thu, 14 May 2009 02:10:17
Laughed at the newt. Excellent!
#2	Anonymous	Thu, 14 May 2009 02:15:50
Yeah the newt was really clever :D
#3	Quint	Thu, 14 May 2009 04:18:43
Why does the Apple store have a shrine? And who's that blue @?
#4	TJR	Thu, 14 May 2009 10:09:55
Because Apple is a fashion cult. Tocksin1 nailed it right on the head.
#5	Anonymous	Thu, 14 May 2009 11:06:52
That's a gecko. Newts are yellow.
#6	Thvor	Thu, 14 May 2009 15:33:38
The first three frames were very good, but the second half didn't work for me.
#7	Tocksin1	Thu, 14 May 2009 16:50:23
If you've ever been in an Apple store, there's the genius bar at the far end. The blue @ is the Apple Oracle.
#8	Anonymous	Thu, 14 May 2009 22:27:33
No. The blue @ is bill gates.
#9	Sorceror	Sat, 16 May 2009 02:10:35
#8: You fail at Apple jokes. It's Steve Jobs! You see here: a human corpse named Steve Jobs a black skivvy What do you want to identify? k - a black skivvy of fanboyism +5
#10	Durza	Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:46:06
So that's why NetHack 4.0 hasn't come out for so long...
#11	herobrine	Wed, 1 Aug 2012 13:19:04
The Apple Store has an altar! XD
#12	Anonymous	Tue, 14 May 2013 23:50:48
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#13	ThePathfinder	Tue, 16 Sep 2014 12:02:58
I hate Apple. The i-products have been the gap between the rich and the poor. Plus,an Apple(tm) a day keeps "Dr." away.
#14	fordperfect	Fri, 6 Dec 2019 11:48:26
Is this comic a reference to http://www.nicolaas.net/dudley/index.php?f=20070427 ? Anyway, I found it amusing. Last edited: Fri, 6 Dec 2019 11:49:58

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