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< May 21st, 2009 >Tocksin1
You read: "Elbereth"
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@ "Hmm. I've always wondered what that means exactly."
You zap s - wand of 
enlightenment.      
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Elbereth: slang term
used to propose a   
sexual encounter.   
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  |.(............|  
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@ "WHAT?!"

d "No wonder they run."

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16 Comments

#1 Medandrea Thu, 21 May 2009 03:54:17
Makes sense.

#2 anther Thu, 21 May 2009 07:59:48
eeeewww. So what does this make it when you're the "hand of elbereth"!?

#3 Dentarthurdent Thu, 21 May 2009 13:22:46
s - a wand of urbandictionary (0:11).

#4 slowpoke Thu, 21 May 2009 15:22:31
In this interpretation, what effect do you suppose the engraving has in the presence of foocubi?
Last edited: Thu, 21 May 2009 15:22:38

#5 Tocksin1 Thu, 21 May 2009 16:52:39
> In this interpretation, what effect do you suppose the engraving has in the presence of foocubi?

In the butt.

#6 slowpoke Thu, 21 May 2009 21:17:33
Yes, "... with the lead pipe, in the bathroom."

#7 Quint Fri, 22 May 2009 02:43:27
Dentarthurdent wins.

#8 eskimo68 Fri, 22 May 2009 06:13:47
Slowpoke did a ROFL with his Clue ref.

#9 NobodySpecial Fri, 22 May 2009 11:04:48
Done.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Elbereth

#10 danirijeka Wed, 7 Oct 2009 13:02:18
> So what does this make it when you're the "hand of elbereth"!?

Succubi laugh at you.

#11 Anonymous Mon, 14 Feb 2011 01:24:34
What about shopkeepers? They don't fear Elbereth.

...

NEVER SHOPPING AGAIN

#12 Anonymous Fri, 6 Jul 2012 11:46:37
I think that's a pretty small study of only 40 alteehts! IMO you need a much larger field of participants in order to get more accurate results. It didn't say if that was 40 alteehts total or 40 out of xxx amount of runners.I do think that over training in endurance sports can lead to later complications but again the study didn't clarify if any of these alteehts had any other prior indicators of heart issues which some folks wouldn't know unless checked for. So it's hard to say.

#13 Anonymous Sun, 9 Sep 2012 02:53:28
Elbereth is from Lord of the Rings...

#14 sparrow4 Thu, 24 Jan 2013 01:33:22
E,for NobodySpecial's work

#15 Anonymous Tue, 14 May 2013 23:57:03
OH GOD I ALREADY ENGRAVED THAT!
Wait, that upgrades wisdom?
(Insert Mega Rage Face Here)

#16 ThePathfinder Wed, 13 May 2015 11:42:01
REP #*:
Please keep your sanity.

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