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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 11th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
                    
  Dudley's dungeon  
     presents:      
                    
  SEVEN SILLY SINS  
                    
                    
                    
                    
Really attack       
Asidonhopo? y       
          #         
          #         
 ---------|----     
 |........@...|     
 |)%)%)[)["@!/|     
 --------------     
                    
Money crunch
You faint from lack 
You faint from lack 
You faint from lack 
You die...          
 222PPPPPPPP````|   
22  |PPPPPPPP%(`|   
    |PPPPPPP````|   
    |PPPPPP22222|   
    -------+-----   
Boredom
You realize that tou
the dead cockatrice 
was a bad idea!     
You turn to stone!  
        |......|    
        |`.....|    
        |......|    
        ---+-|--    
             #      
Poor clothing
What do you want to 
engrave? Elbehret   
     ---------------
     |......oo.....|
#####-.....O@h.....|
     |....O........|
     |.............|
     ---------------
                    
Orthography
Really force the loc
You are jolted with 
electricity!        
You die...          
    |....|          
    |..%.|          
####-....-##########
    ------          
                    
Curiosity
Really put ALL your 
stuff into your bag 
of holding? y       
         ---------- 
         |........| 
         |..@.....| 
         -------|-- 
                #   
                #   
Unthoughtfulness
The nurse hits! (I  
hope you don't mind)
        ---------   
########D.......|   
        |.......|   
        |.....@.|   
        |....@..|   
        |.......|   
        -------+-   
Carelessness
See http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?244
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11 Comments

#1 slowpoke Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:29:52
Unlike a Monty Python sketch, "no, no, not silly enough".

#2 ctaboir Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:35:20
G for the curiosity!

#3 W0nka Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:40:12
I must admit that 90% of my characters die to one of the above.

#4 Newtkiller Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:21:48
Last death.... "Oh, a nurse, lets take that clothing off. (monk, so no weapon). Then, oh, there are mimics in that shop... I'll kill them with my cockatrice corpse...." 2 of the aboves :p

#5 SmashFan2005 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:00:36
lol, before I ascended I was always hell bent on killing all of the shop owners when I was too weak..=)

#6 Anonymous Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:15:16
I don't understand why orthography is listed as a sin. You'd think that would be a virtue. :P

#7 Sorceror Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:42:18
#6: Because he can't spell?

#8 Quint Sun, 13 Sep 2009 02:53:45
You shouldn't kill mimics in shops unless they are upward staircases.

#9 slowpoke Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:27:05
Quint, is that serious advice, or am I just not getting the joke?

#10 DrSunglass Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:39:12
Ugh, I starved a promising tourist that way... ascended one a few games later anyway, so I don't feel too bad.

#11 Anonymous Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:29:27
@slowpoke: There was a comic a while back about petrifying an upward-staircase-mimic in a shop and using it to escape. The shopkeeper was flabbergasted.

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