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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Oct 24th, 2012 >Anvilgames
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         |......|   
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         |......|   
         |......|   
         |......|   
         |......+   
         |...F..|   
         --------   
What do you want to throw? y

In what direction? <

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         |......|   
#########-`.....|   
         |......|   
         |......|   
         |......|   
         |......+   
         |...F..|   
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A cockatrice corpse hits the ceiling, then falls back down on top of your head. You turn to stone.
    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |   elementary   | 
 |    physics     | 
(/|/\(||/|/)(\/\\/\\
       --...--.-..| 
    ----....|.|.--- 
   --.|.G.....|.--- 
   |.....@.....|..| 
   --..........--.--
   --.....^....--..|
  --...---...-----.|
 --.--.| ---.|   |.|
 |.-----   |.|   --.
The gnome king hits! You hear the howling of the CwnAnn...

Drink what? q

       --...--.-..| 
    ----....|.|.--- 
   --.|.G.....|.--- 
   |.....@.....|..| 
   --..........--.--
   --.....^....--..|
  --...---...-----.|
 --.--.| ---.|   |.|
 |.-----   |.|   --.
Suddenly, you rise up!

A normal force prevents you from rising through the ceiling!

    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |  intermediate  | 
 |    physics     | 
(/|/\(||/|/)(\/\\/\\
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|.....|Q..........|.
-----.---.---------.
|.|...|...|.|.|.....
|.---.---.|@|.|.|.|.
|...............|^|.
|.|.---.|.|.|.-----.
|.|.|...|.|.|...|...
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Read what? l

You have found a scroll of genocide! What monster do you want to genocide? quantum mechanic

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|.....|...........|.
-----.---.---------.
|.|...|...|.|.|.....
|.---.---.|@|.|.|.|.
|...............|^|.
|.|.---.|.|.|.-----.
|.|.|...|.|.|...|...
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Wiped out all quantum mechanics.

Suddenly, the dungeon's wavefunction collapses.

    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by    | 
 |    advanced    | 
 |    physics     | 
(/|/\(||/|/)(\/\\/\\
Dying of starvation should be renamed to "killed by the Second Law of Thermodynamics"
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4 Comments

#1 ihatesoldiera Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:22:11
Nice, makes me think of that old "killed by chaos theory" comic.
Last edited: Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:22:26

#2 DarthCliche Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:59:44
Nitpick: With the cockatrice corpse, it's petrified by elementary physics.

E anyway.

#3 XandersolTehEpic Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:40:09
Ha.

#4 ais523 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:20:35
I only just got the "normal force" joke. Because I wasn't looking for it earlier, I guess.

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