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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 2nd, 2015 >Elronnd
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@: Yes!!! I made it!!!
----Amulets----               
C: the cursed amulet of Yendor
                              
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k: Two blessed scroll of ident
R: A cursed scrolls of genocid
                              
                              
                              
@: With all the right inventory!!
What to read? k. What to ID? C
C: The cursed amulet of Yendor
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@: Annnnd, I gots the real amulet.
What to read? R. What to geno?
Peacful angels.  Sent in some 
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@: And the altar...
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@: On what am I standing on?

A: A genuine, manufactured-by-hephaestus altar to Tyr.

@: ...is real.

#offer what to offer?  C      
An invisible choire sings...  
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@: Here goes...
Conducts:                     
                              
You were illiterate.          
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
@: YES!! I even ascended with conducts!!!
s: a magic marker             
C: a blank scroll             
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@: Ah, yes, I'll just need you to sign this scroll with your name, and you can go on to eternal life.

@: Oh sh*t. I was illiterate...

@: Well in that case I'm afraid --

@: Wait! dogley, you read some graffiti, didn't you? Don't you know how to write?

d: Sure

@: Here ya go

@: You got lucky... Thank you! I'll give it to Tyr.

d: Hehe

@: what?!?

d: Nothing.

@: Sorry, I'm a bit on edge.

d: No worries

                              
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@: Who's that?

d: Shhh

@: ;#: a cloud or presence: Your god, Tyr.

@: Ohhh.

d: shhh.

                              
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#: Maud, overpunctual, as usual, come forward to your demigod status!!

@: Thank you, very much.

#: Don't mention it.

#:Marvin, here in your 27th consecutive incarnation, as usual, come forth.

@: Oh, thank you very much.

#: Really, really, my pleasure.

                              
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#: And, finally, always with his pet

@: (whispering) That's us.

#: Come forward, Dogley. Dudley having watched your pet ascend, we request that you leave now.

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6 Comments

#1 Anonymous Thu, 2 Jul 2015 04:27:20
Why have him read scrolls if the comic hinges on him being illiterate?

#2 Anonymous Thu, 2 Jul 2015 23:02:41
Plus you can't reverse-genocide angels because you can't genocide A's, right?

#3 Elronnd Fri, 3 Jul 2015 17:53:14
He doesn't read scrolls. The doorkeeper tells him that he has to write on a scroll and dogley does it for him.

#4 Anonymous Sat, 4 Jul 2015 02:39:11
I was referring to panels three and four.

#5 Anonymous Wed, 8 Jul 2015 01:14:18
Not very logic...

#6 grisha5 Sun, 1 Nov 2015 01:28:38
Cmon guys, this is fine. E.

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