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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Jul 25th, 2015 >ShivanHunter
What do you want to sacri
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* A newt corpse is not a sufficient test of your Lawfulness.

@ Then I offer you this foul orc, fresh from my blade!

* I give you Grayswandir! Use it to cleanse the beasts from this place!

Your sacrifice is consume
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@ As the dungeon gives these creatures life, I can take it away.

* Take Vorpal Blade, and continue the cycle of life and death!

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@ A one in 12 chance that I decided to sacfest. A one in 1958 chance that that gnome was spawned. A one in 1209576 chance that that life ended on that particular turn.

* Take Stormbringer, and may it be your butterfly wings!

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@ Here, have another.

* I have already given you EVERYTHING. IN. THE GAME.

@ Here, have another.

* STOP SENDING ME THESE

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3 Comments

#1 grisha5 Wed, 29 Jul 2015 03:06:36
nice

#2 nagash Tue, 4 Aug 2015 03:19:22
hee hee

#3 ThePathfinder Tue, 4 Aug 2015 14:15:39
Panel1:Duh.They generated those monsters and let him clean up all that mess.Not lawful at all.
Panel2:That's HIS Life-n'-Death.
Panel3:Definitely both are super lottery fans.And he got the Jackpot.
Panel4:He got Borg4Nethack installed in his brain.Or Nethack-o'-Matic.

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