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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Feb 8th, 2009 >Mijae
Choose which spell to
                     
    Name             
a - detect foot      
b - cone of mold     
c - light            
(end)                
                     
                     
@ "Can't believe I still haven't found a magic lamp."
A lit field surrounds
you! You are blinded 
by the vampire's     
radiance!            
    |....  |         
 ###-@...5 +         
 #  |....  |         
##  --------         
                     
@ "Wh- how did I not notice I was hallucinating?!"
You can see again.   
----        |......| 
...|     ###-......+ 
...|     5  |......| 
...-#@####  -------- 
...|                 
----                 
                     
                     
@ "But more importantly, RUN AWAY!"
A cloud of gas puts  
you to sleep!        
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|........-5#####  ---
|.....@..|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
@ "Of all the bones out there, I find a pacifiszzzz...."
                  |..
----------        |..
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|.......V-######  ---
|...@....|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
@ "zzz..."
                  |..
----------        |..
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|........-######  ---
|...@V...|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
@ "zzz..."
You wake up.         
----------        |..
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|........-######  ---
|...@V...|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
@ "GAH! Huh? It was really a vampire? Why's he just standing there watching me?"
#chat                
----------        |..
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|........-######  ---
|...@V...|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
V "I vant to suck your blood! ...but I follow vegetarian conduct."
                  |..
----------        |..
|........|     ###-..
|........|     #  |..
|........-######  ---
|...@V...|           
--|-------           
  #                  
  #                  
@ "From now on I'm sticking with the Vlad patch."
1 was tempting, but since it's Dudley it should all be 5's.
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3 Comments

#1 anther Sun, 8 Feb 2009 04:46:48
It doesn't make any sense... Is this GruntHack or something?

#2 mijae Sun, 8 Feb 2009 18:02:27
I am officially envious of everyone who doesn't get it, by the way.

#3 TJR Sun, 8 Feb 2009 22:49:25
If the deceased player is supposedly still following his conducts, shouldn't the original killer vampire have found Dudley by now?

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