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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 10th, 2009 >winn
                    
                    
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The random priest intones: "Welcome, unicorn! May your sandwich roll the kitten!"

@ "Huh?"

                    
                    
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You see here a random altar.

@ "Can this be true? The Random Number God has an altar??"

                    
                    
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@ #pray

You begin praying to the RNG. You fell that the RNG is purple. Some objects appear at your feet!

                    
                    
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Things that are here: a wooden flute, a brown potion, a dart.

@ "It's real!"

                    
                    
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@ "Wait, what's that?"
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i "Welcome to the casino! Roulette, Poker, Blackjack ..."

@ "Holy ...!!!"

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6 Comments

#1 slowpoke Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:33:42
If this is part one in a series that develops the concept into something really interesting, I might revisit my rating here.
#2 TJR Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:43:35
I'm so glad these color'n'newt jokes stopped. Guys, please, never go back to that again.
#3 Quint Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:16:20
Isn't there some D&D god(dess) of luck whose temples run large casino operations?
#4 Anonymous Fri, 14 May 2010 02:30:34
The RNGod speaks to you!
@: Ooh, am I getting an intrinsic?
RNG: What is the difference between a buffalo?
@: ...
RNG: One of its legs is both the same!
@: ...?
RNG: Why is a mouse when it spins?
@: ...What?
RNG: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously!
@: Ok, I'm going back to Crom.
#5 DarthCliche Sat, 18 Dec 2010 06:35:12
Absolutely E.
#6 grisha5 Sun, 11 Oct 2015 14:16:42
Reminds me of Xom in Crawl :)

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