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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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      |......|      
      |<@..{.|      
      |......|      
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@ "Let's see what's new here..."
g - safe_pet     [true]  
h - sanity_check [false] 
i - showexp      [true]  
j - showrace     [false] 
k - showtrash    [false] 
l - silent       [true]  
m - sortpack     [true]  
n - sound        [true]  
o - sparkle      [true]  
@ "showtrash?"
                    
                    
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      |[[).).|      
      |[@[[{/|      
      |*./+)?|      
      |)[.!()|      
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Things that are here:    
a shattered bone         
a ripped piece of cloth  
a broken potion bottle   
a worn-down leather boot 
a melted candle stub     
a tiny piece of paper    
--More--                 
                         
Knee-Deep in the Dead Objects
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#1 ToonyMan Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:06:07
Excellent! :D

#2 Quint Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:55:05
ROFL

Yeah, you do start wondering where all those used objects end up going...

#3 slowpoke Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:01:22
It's a magical dungeon. That's where all the junk goes: away.

#4 anther Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:11:04
It turns into dust and bugs.

#5 NobodySpecial Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:09:27
The footnote is a Doom reference. Nifty.

#6 mijae Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:01:25
But how would it polypile? Would trash items only become other trash items? Could you make a garbage golem?

#7 Quint Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:47:37
mijae: Dr. Wily already tried that. It was unsightly, and Mega Man defeated it.

But it had cool theme music.

Edit: And cockroaches. Can't forget those.

Last edited: Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:47:54

#8 Medandrea Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:28:17
We do not keep track of dungeon rubbish.

This is what would happen if we did.

There should be a patch for this...

#9 Newtkiller Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:26:58
There SHOULD be one...you can always repair everything...

#10 Anonymous Tue, 6 Sep 2011 22:59:15
apply what? g- a needle
You sew together the bits of cloth!
Wear What? h- A cloak of displacement/magic resistance/oilskin

#11 ThePathfinder Wed, 14 Oct 2015 11:04:57
Duh.No matter how many times they've got overwritten,they exist.Recovering them may cost a lot,but that is possible.
Be aware that the dungeons are quite intelligent beasts those days.They transparently remap defective areas.This means that it can keep an albeit corrupted (maybe slightly) but inaccessible and unerasable copy of some of your items.Modern dungeons are said to have about 100% transparent remapping capacity.You can have a look at recent discussions on Slashdot.
(a pun of WIPE(1))
Last edited: Wed, 14 Oct 2015 11:07:24

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