Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Sep 7th, 2009 >

Sorceror

You see a door open 
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@ "Orcs? I can take them!"

The orc misses.     
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@ "Just one orc? OK then."

You slice the orc!  
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@ "Taste blade, fowl creature!"

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@ "Umm ..."

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c: *snicker*

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11 Comments

#1	Quint	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 00:14:25
I think we've officially entered ASCII joke mode. Which I have absolutely no problem with. I'm lovin' it. But the ) should be yellow too. Last edited: Mon, 7 Sep 2009 00:14:35
#2	Netbots	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 01:16:53
Yet another example of how unlucky Dudley is. And has everyone forgotten about Dogley? Last edited: Mon, 7 Sep 2009 01:41:50
#3	Anonymous	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 02:27:32
shouldn't have said "fowl" creature, Dudley. Bad move.
#4	Slandor	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 04:44:38
Netbots -- I have a Dear Dogley coming up at the old-style site.
#5	ctaboir	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 19:12:42
@Quint: Unfortunately, you should fear the end of ASCII jokes in the coming weeks. Not that I'm particularly proud about that, even if I've been involved in... And, well, G about this one. @Slandor: Great "Dear Dogley" on the old-style (why old_style?) site! Last edited: Mon, 7 Sep 2009 19:20:59
#6	Sorceror	Mon, 7 Sep 2009 22:13:37
#3: I suffer from terrible "typos make it better" syndrome :P Quint: I considered that, but what item is a yellow )? I could have made it a yellow ( but I thought that would be less clear.
#7	ais523	Tue, 8 Sep 2009 09:30:43
hmm... probably a weapon made from a yellow material. Golden sword? (It would fit for Sunsword, although that isn't a yellow ) in-game.)
#8	Quint	Tue, 8 Sep 2009 16:23:18
But what's a brown/orange )?
#9	anther	Wed, 9 Sep 2009 04:13:24
A boomerang, or maybe a bullwhip.
#10	DarthCliche	Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:02:27
Would be G because of the problem Quint pointed out in the first comment, but the possibly unintentional pun pointed out by #3 raises it back up to E.
#11	Anonymous	Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:13:46
ANOTHER ascii character joke

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