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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 4th, 2010 >BreathOfSorrows
The gnome picks up a scroll   
labeled FREE WISH.            
    --.....---                
    |*...h..:--               
    |...G...-.|               
    --......^--               
    |..-...---     ---        
   --...-0..--------^--       
   |.--..-............-----   
G "'Free Wish'? This might be a wishing scroll. Cool!"

h "Wish for an infinitely charged Wand of Death!"

The gnome reads a scroll      
labeled FREE WISH.            
    --.....---                
    |*...h...--               
    |...G..:-.|               
    --......^--               
    |..-...---     ---        
   --...-0..--------^--       
   |.--..-d.@.........-----   
? Because you read this, you are officially a Dudley(A.K.A. an idiot). Congratulations! -Dogley

G "What?"

h "Those jerks. We ought to-"

The scroll erupts in a tower  
of flame! The gnome is killed!
The hobbit is killed!         
    |*./-\...--               
    |..| |.:-.|               
    --.\-/..^--               
    |..-...---     ---        
   --...-0d@--------^--       
   |h--..-............-----   
G "Yuurrrrrgh!"

h "Aiiieeeeeee!"

@ "Hahaha! I can't believe they actually fell for that!"

d "You definitely would. Now, you owe me a tripe for that."

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7 Comments

#1 NobodySpecial Thu, 4 Mar 2010 00:09:53
Vaarsuvius would be so proud.

#2 Sorceror Thu, 4 Mar 2010 00:25:08
This happened to me in a D&D game with an evil GM. The spell is Exploding Runes.

My Detect Magic on it failed because my character has an spell that hides magical auras, and it gave the GM a sneaky idea.

Pro-tip: Don't tell the GM what awesome you have until you need it.

#3 nikita Thu, 4 Mar 2010 08:28:52
Shouldn't it have been a scroll labelled FREE LUNCH?

#4 Sorceror Thu, 4 Mar 2010 11:58:46
You know, this could also work in a Spy vs Spy setting.

#5 Anonymous Thu, 4 Mar 2010 20:40:17
#4: Yes, I remember playing the videogame of Spy cs Spy. It was quite funny to just bomb the entire room.

#6 Sorceror Thu, 4 Mar 2010 23:19:42
#5: What platform did you play it on? I played on Amstrad CPC :D

#7 Anonymous Fri, 5 Mar 2010 22:30:17
#6: I played on Game Boy Color. :-)

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