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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 7th, 2010 >BreathOfSorrows
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@ "I hate this role. I want a new one."
There is a dart trap
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There is a dart trap here. A little dart shoots out at you! You are hit by a little dart. The dart was poisoned! The poison was not deadly...

@ "Interesting."

The rothe does not b
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@ "Hey, you, Mr. Rothe. Help me out."

The rothe does not hit! The rothe does not bite! The rothe does not bite!

You kill the rothe! 
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You kill the rothe!

@ "What the hell? Is this a joke? Wait, I know!"

You can't. It is cur
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#quit

Really quit? [yn]y

You can't. It is cursed.

@ "Oh, just terrific. I haven't even seen any scrolls of remove curse yet."

Sadly, ascension is also unattainable.
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9 Comments

#1 EntropyBuster Sun, 7 Mar 2010 03:24:49
The blessed scroll of remove curse successfully resists your attempt to read!

#2 SmashFan2005 Sun, 7 Mar 2010 04:39:15
Idk why I chuckled at this, but I did.


Good job. :)

#3 Sorceror Sun, 7 Mar 2010 07:25:19
Only one rothe?

Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) y
You begin praying to whoever.--more--
You finish your prayer.--more--
The voice of whoever booms: "Thou hast angered me."--more--
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes the space next to you! The newt fries to a crisp.--more--
The voice of whoever booms: "Oops, missed."

Are you sure you want to pray? [yn] (n) y
You begin praying to whoever.--more--
You finish your prayer.--more--
The voice of whoever booms out:--more--
"Thou durst call upon me?" "Then live, mortal!"--more--
A potion of full healing appears at your feet.

Last edited: Sun, 7 Mar 2010 07:25:49

#4 mijae Sun, 7 Mar 2010 14:54:18
This is a seriously funny idea.

#5 Anonymous Sun, 7 Mar 2010 19:57:58
Somebody should make a 7DRL roguelike where it is rogulike-hard to die. Instant first place.

#6 ais523 Mon, 8 Mar 2010 15:21:20
Why does the trap turn darkgray? Because it was deactivated?

#7 SmashFan2005 Mon, 8 Mar 2010 17:57:30
#5: That sounds like a great idea. Oh wait, it's called Explore Mode.

#8 DarthCliche Wed, 12 May 2010 20:09:18
#7: No, it's just as easy to die in explore mode as in regular NetHack, since you can just select "yes". Also, explore mode is not a 7DRL.

#9 octagon Sat, 3 Jul 2010 16:56:49
#5: Your character should have sleep resistance, halved hunger, life regeneration, amulets of life saving, and the world should be full of cursed items giving you bonuses.

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