Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 12th, 2010 >

BreathOfSorrows

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    #-.+..|..|..+..@
    #|d|..|..|..|...
    #|@----+-----...
##  #|GG...h...h....
 ## #|G-+-----+--...
  ###|.|..|..|G.|...
    #|.|n.|..|..|...
    #|.----+-----...

h "*Hic* Shhtupid gnomesh, alwaysh picking fightsh and loshhhhing."

h "Haha, yeah, shhtupid gnomes. *Hic*"

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 #-.+..|..|..+....+.
 #|.|..|..|..|....|.
 #|.----+h----.@..--
 #|%%d.@............
 #|.-+.----+--......
##|.|h.|..|..|......
 #|.|n.|..|.G|......
 #|.----+-----....@.

h "Out of my way, *hic* shhhhtupid wall!"

h "Heyyy, babe, you *hic* lookin' for a good time?"

The dwarf suddenly v
+..|h}|..+....+..|..
|..|..|..|....|..|..
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%....d@............@
-+.----+--.......--+
|..|..|.G|......{|..
h..|..|..|@.......@.
----+-----.....@.|..

@ "Amazing that the guards let this happen."

d "They get bribed."

h "*Hic* Where'd you go? Hey, my helmet!"

The dwarf suddenly vomits!

@ "My beautiful temple, ruined... *Sniff*"

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3 mediocre
5 fair
12 good
6 excellent

Average rating: good
Number of ratings: 28

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5 Comments

#1	Sorceror	Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:31:49
Nice to see the dwarf character from yesterday's comic recur. Not so nice to see that BreathOfSorrows has turned by dwarven sceptic into an alcoholic.
#2	xCheckPoint	Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:07:13
Puh. Bad votes for a drunken dwarf. Voting G 'cause I myself like him...
#3	BreathOfSorrows	Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:36:20
I like to think they're like the dwarves from Dwarf Fortress. Why else would they just recklessly tunnel through Minetown? It makes the most sense to me.
#4	todaal	Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:39:56
I recast my vote to E for the pool of green vomit. This joke has been growing on me. I like the way it splits to 4 scenes at the end.
#5	NobodySpecial	Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:40:59
I mistakenly interpreted the last panel to mean that a dwarf puked in somebody's helmet.

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