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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 26th, 2010 >DarthCliche
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You are beginning to feel weak.

@ "Uh-oh, weak. Better get some food." Apply what? k - a cell phone.

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& "Hello, Dudley! I have some pizza for you!"

l - a pizza.

& "That'll be 300 zorkmids."

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You throw gold pieces. The mail daemon catches 300 gold pieces.

The mail daemon gets angry! The mail daemon zaps a wand of death! You die...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
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\/(\))()))\/(/(/))\(
RIP Dudley, angered his god by eating cannibalistic pizza
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9 Comments

#1 Anonymous Wed, 26 May 2010 00:36:47
Now that's just classic.

On a side note, my question was: What symbol represents something edible?

#2 CuleX Wed, 26 May 2010 03:54:58
%, unless on the rogue level where it's : IIRC.

#3 mijae Wed, 26 May 2010 11:09:44
This just reminded me of something that gave me an idea for a comic, even if it is just an injoke.

#4 DarthCliche Wed, 26 May 2010 18:37:49
@CuleX: He was referring to his CAPTCHA question that he had to answer to prove he wasn't a spambot.

#5 Sorceror Wed, 26 May 2010 19:44:09
Us real spambots have accounts!

#6 xCheckPoint Thu, 27 May 2010 07:08:00
On the other hand, us real accounts have spambots.

#7 ctaboir Thu, 27 May 2010 08:28:02
On the other hand, something edible may be also, say, = while polymorphed.
I'm not a spambot, I'm a free man.

#8 Sorceror Sat, 29 May 2010 02:25:00
Well, I'm a free spambot.

#9 DarthCliche Sat, 29 May 2010 03:11:52
I'm a free account.

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