Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< May 26th, 2010 >

DarthCliche

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You are beginning to feel weak.

@ "Uh-oh, weak. Better get some food." Apply what? k - a cell phone.

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& "Hello, Dudley! I have some pizza for you!"

l - a pizza.

& "That'll be 300 zorkmids."

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You throw gold pieces. The mail daemon catches 300 gold pieces.

The mail daemon gets angry! The mail daemon zaps a wand of death! You die...

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 |   not paying   | 
 |      a tip     | 
\/(\))()))\/(/(/))\(

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

RIP Dudley, angered his god by eating cannibalistic pizza

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9 Comments

#1	Anonymous	Wed, 26 May 2010 00:36:47
Now that's just classic. On a side note, my question was: What symbol represents something edible?
#2	CuleX	Wed, 26 May 2010 03:54:58
%, unless on the rogue level where it's : IIRC.
#3	mijae	Wed, 26 May 2010 11:09:44
This just reminded me of something that gave me an idea for a comic, even if it is just an injoke.
#4	DarthCliche	Wed, 26 May 2010 18:37:49
@CuleX: He was referring to his CAPTCHA question that he had to answer to prove he wasn't a spambot.
#5	Sorceror	Wed, 26 May 2010 19:44:09
Us real spambots have accounts!
#6	xCheckPoint	Thu, 27 May 2010 07:08:00
On the other hand, us real accounts have spambots.
#7	ctaboir	Thu, 27 May 2010 08:28:02
On the other hand, something edible may be also, say, = while polymorphed. I'm not a spambot, I'm a free man.
#8	Sorceror	Sat, 29 May 2010 02:25:00
Well, I'm a free spambot.
#9	DarthCliche	Sat, 29 May 2010 03:11:52
I'm a free account.

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