You can't tell by the label what a scroll really is in Nethack.
Dudley has died often enough to wands. I think he's going to undress, deal with the scroll, and take a bath. Since the scroll is cursed, and not junk mail, it must have very explicit content:
Think of the contract Dudley signed to battle all those wimpy newts.
TJR: In really, really old versions, you could tell by the label. YUM YUM, for example, was always the scroll of food detection, and THANX MAUD was always the scroll of amnesia.
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Dudley has died often enough to wands. I think he's going to undress, deal with the scroll, and take a bath. Since the scroll is cursed, and not junk mail, it must have very explicit content:
Think of the contract Dudley signed to battle all those wimpy newts.
Your brain is on fire!