Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Aug 23rd, 2009 >

xCheckPoint

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    |......@DbAb..  
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@ "Mbwaha, finally, guaranteed ascension with all those fabulous hitpoints I collected..."

Usain the Ace wields
a baton!            
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  ---...----@----   
    |...@.AD&bA     
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@ "Err - what? Usain the Ace? Never heard of him. Let's consult the spoilers..."

You hit Usain the Ac
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    |.@.A.&A        
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@ "Meh. Average damage 9.58, real low HP, and is that a swimsuit he's wearing? You're dog meat, Usain!"

Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
-- more --          
--- ..--  ...... -- 
  |.&..-- ..... --  
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    |.@.A&A.        
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@ "Duh! Wait..."

Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
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  |.&..-- ..... --  
  ---@..----|----   
    |.@.A&A.        
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@ "Ehem, could I please..."

Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
-- more --          
--- ..--  ...... -- 
  |.&..-- ..... --  
  ---@..----|----   
    |.@.A&A.        
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@ "C'mon, speed system - where's MY turn? See these boots? I even quaffed the potion, right?"

Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
-- more --          
--- ..--  ...... -- 
  |.&..-- ..... --  
  ---@..----|----   
    |.@.A&A.        
    ----------------

@ "NAAAH! How many of these more's do I have to tab away? THIS IS UNFAIR..."

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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 | lightning bolt | 
 |                | 
|()(((\((\)|(|\|\|)/

https://alt.org/nethack/dudley/

Doping test still pending...

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9 Comments

#1	Chish	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:26:08
hm, I think this is the first reference to the Olympics in these comics. Not terribly funny, but clever. I guess the part where he "wields a baton!" is kinda funny. Last edited: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:27:46
#2	acheron	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:39:44
He just broke his own record at the world championships last week, it's not really an Olympics reference anymore.
#3	Quint	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:08:20
Killed by a lightning Bolt. Hah hah. E'd.
#4	TobyBartels	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:36:53
I wish one could see what kind of armour a monster is wearing by looking at it!
#5	Athgaar	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:07:28
I actually laughed aloud at this one. E
#6	slowpoke	Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:52:09
Mbwaha. I thought for a moment this was the name of a character, perhaps of a new character class called Pygmy. /sorry.
#7	xCheckPoint	Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:55:32
E for that comment, slowpoke.
#8	Zarpheek	Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:49:47
You die . . . --more-- The Angel of Kos stops the timer.
#9	neovigo	Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:34:49
You die... --more-- The Angel of Kos stops the timer. It's a new world record! Usain the Ace cries in delight.

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