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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Aug 23rd, 2009 >xCheckPoint
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@ "Mbwaha, finally, guaranteed ascension with all those fabulous hitpoints I collected..."
Usain the Ace wields
a baton!            
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@ "Err - what? Usain the Ace? Never heard of him. Let's consult the spoilers..."
You hit Usain the Ac
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@ "Meh. Average damage 9.58, real low HP, and is that a swimsuit he's wearing? You're dog meat, Usain!"
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
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@ "Duh! Wait..."
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
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@ "Ehem, could I please..."
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
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@ "C'mon, speed system - where's MY turn? See these boots? I even quaffed the potion, right?"
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
Usain the Ace hits! 
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@ "NAAAH! How many of these more's do I have to tab away? THIS IS UNFAIR..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed  by   | 
 | lightning bolt | 
 |                | 
|()(((\((\)|(|\|\|)/
Doping test still pending...
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9 Comments

#1 Chish Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:26:08
hm, I think this is the first reference to the Olympics in these comics. Not terribly funny, but clever. I guess the part where he "wields a baton!" is kinda funny.
Last edited: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:27:46

#2 acheron Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:39:44
He just broke his own record at the world championships last week, it's not really an Olympics reference anymore.

#3 Quint Sun, 23 Aug 2009 03:08:20
Killed by a lightning Bolt.

Hah hah.

E'd.

#4 TobyBartels Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:36:53
I wish one could see what kind of armour a monster is wearing by looking at it!

#5 Athgaar Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:07:28
I actually laughed aloud at this one. E

#6 slowpoke Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:52:09
Mbwaha. I thought for a moment this was the name of a character, perhaps of a new character class called Pygmy.

/sorry.

#7 xCheckPoint Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:55:32
E for that comment, slowpoke.

#8 Zarpheek Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:49:47
You die . . . --more--

The Angel of Kos stops the timer.

#9 neovigo Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:34:49
You die... --more--

The Angel of Kos stops the timer.
It's a new world record!
Usain the Ace cries in delight.

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