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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

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@ Not this time...
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You enter a phone booth. You take off your armor. You take off your pair of lenses. You take off your shirt. You take off your hat. You feel invincible!
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You exit the phone booth. The newt drops a glowing green stone. You feel deathly sick.
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   /  REST IN   \   
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 |     Dudley     | 
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@ Sigh.
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13 Comments

#1 Anonymous Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:09:55
There must be a reference I'm not getting?

#2 Factorial Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:14:55
Superman. In the comics, Kent always changes into Superman in phone booths (for some crazy reason; even though it's lightning-fast, it's still quite visible and quite obvious to someone watching what actually happened). But anyway, .

Although the should be reflected in the gravestone name, possibly in the form of a pun. G.

Last edited: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:15:36

#3 Factorial Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:16:41
wtf, why didn't it display my < / rant> (extra spaces intentional) pseudo-HTML tag? Crazy text parser!

edit: still doesn't display it... looks like the comments section will display HTML. I did not know this.








I feel self-knowledgeable.

edit after extensive testing: looks like a hr is about the only thing it displays. Oh well.

Last edited: Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:29:21

#4 anther Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:54:07
I hereby proclaim all of us DD readers to be honorary newts.

#5 paxed Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:28:07
Factorial: Let me guess, you haven't looked at the about-page? =)

#6 Sorceror Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:02:32
Lex Newter?

#7 slowpoke Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:24:11
Laneley and Olsenley as pets?

#8 Factorial Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:39:44
paxed: I don't read about pages or man pages. :p

#9 Anonymous Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:38:24
To be fair, this is really more of a :wtWoD joke than a plain old : joke.

#10 slowpoke Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:54:22
:wtWoD perhaps, but to me the joke is that the newt always knows, no matter how buff you are the newt always knows.

#11 Anonymous Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:35:53
The newt was crowned Hand of Arnee?

#12 Anonymous Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:18:27
He should be called Dudleyman

#13 Sorceror Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:16:08
LEX NEWTER!

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