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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Aug 15th, 2009 >Lanzlo
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@ "Brrrr... it's cold here. Glad I have that intrinsic."
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@ "What the...?"

@ "Ho ho ho! I have something for you, Dudley!"

 v - nerf Excalibur 
                    
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@ "What? A toy?"

@ "Hey, what else do you expect from Santa's Workshop?"

Jolly old elf...
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10 Comments

#1 Zarpheek Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:14:56
Things that are here:

a scroll entitled NAUGHTY LIST
a scroll entitled NICE LIST

#2 NobodySpecial Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:23:23
The NetHack Santa doesn't give lumps of coal or whips to naughty characters, since those might actually be of some use. Instead, he gives them iron chains.

#3 Eboreg Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:48:33
Check out #2 on this list from the bottom http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html


GO TEAM ANT!

#4 Quint Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:09:05
Damn you Eboreg; I need brain bleach now.

#5 anther Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:54:04
Ugh. I'd forgotten botflies could get into your brain. Now I want a brain scan.

#6 theorbtwo Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:41:55
Surely that should be "Cheap plastic imitation of Excalibur"?

#7 Anonymous Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:34:59
Zarpheek's comment gets an E.

#8 monotonia Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:10:39
The ant shrieks. The ant bites. The ant bites. The ant bites. The ant bites. The ant bites. The ant bites. The ant bites. You feel like a new man. You feel more experienced. You die.

#9 DarthCliche Fri, 6 Aug 2010 03:10:41
E for Zarpheek's and theorbtwo's comments, respectively.

#10 Anonymous Mon, 4 Jul 2016 11:18:59
Why did I click the link?

You see a scroll of Cracked list
v-a scroll of Cracked list
Read what? v
quaff what? j
You quaff the potion of brain bleach
Would you like your possessions identified?

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