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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Mar 11th, 2010 >Sorceror
The dwarf drinks a  
potion of booze.    
..----------------..
..|..@.|\........+##
..|-----h........|..
..|\@\@\\...@\...|..
..|........@__@..|..
..+.........\@..<|..
..----------------..
@: "So there I was in Gehennom. I just killed the Wizard of Yendor and - you'll never guess - he came back to life!"
The lieutenant eats 
a burnt pig corpse. 
..----------------..
..|..@.|\........+##
..|-----h........|..
..|\@\@\\...@\...|..
..|........@__@..|..
..+.........\@..<|..
..----------------..
h: "Sure, mate. If you really did so well, how come you're here drinking with us now?"

@: "Uhh ..."

          
          
          
          
 EARLIER: 
          
          
          
          
Beware, there will be no  
return! Still climb? [yn] 
                          
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      +...d.|             
      |.d...|             
      |...x@|             
      |.:...|             
      ----|--             
@: "Bugger the amulet. I'm not fighting creatures!"

d: "Heroic as ever, Dudley."

Dudley maintained his pacifist conduct by hiding from the ensuing bar fight.
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7 Comments

#1 Sorceror Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:06:15
I really should stop reading SMBC. I've picked up Zack Weiner's comic structure style!

#2 jokermatt999 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:38:12
But then what am I supposed to hover over?

#3 Sorceror Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:30:05
The burnt pig corpse, obviously.

#4 Quint Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:17:28
k - a slightly burnt thoroughly greased thoroughly tasty pig corpse

#5 Sorceror Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:51:35
l - a potion of apple sauce

#6 Quint Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:25:25
m - a Snickers(R) bar

#7 DarthCliche Mon, 14 Jun 2010 02:50:19
Tables are altars? I get thrones for chairs but this is ridiculous...

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