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Dudley's (New, Improved) Dungeon

< Nov 12th, 2009 >xCheckPoint
You feel a strange  
vibration under your
feet.               
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Apply what? [cFG *] 
c - a candelabrum   
The candelabrum's   
candles burn brightl
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*flicker*
Apply what? [cFG *] 
F - a silver bell   
You ring the Bell of
Opening.            
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*dingeling*
Read what? [aHJ *]  
H - a papyrus spellb
You begin to recite 
the runes.          
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*mumble*
But nothing happens.
You hear distant    
whispering.         
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|..?|.........|.|...
-----.---.|.---@---.
|.....|...|.......|.
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"Huh? - What'd he say? - Who?Me? - No, that guy there - I'm sure I heard something - Pardon? - Shut up, I'm trying to listen - Stand back..."
A voice booms out:  
"Wouldst thou speake
louder, mortal!"    
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Identify which item?
H - a papyrus spellb
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@: "Hm. Gotta check this..."
H - The uncursed    
Book of the Deaf    
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For crying out loud....
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10 Comments

#1 ajbRad Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:23:16
That actually would be a very dangerous item, because if you read it you wouldn't be able to hear sounds.
Ummm... how about a G.
Last edited: Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:23:31

#2 slowpoke Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:24:47
Such a bad pun, it's good again.

#3 Medandrea Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:44:22
Great! I haven't laughed that much in ages.

#4 SmashFan2005 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:10:17
This may actually be considered a spoiler for those who haven't ascended. E for ZaniE, outragEous and Excellent of course.

#5 Quint Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:49:43
One cool thing is that the quality of comics--and sometimes the frequency, even--seems to alternate between the two sites.

#6 anther Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:18:06
That one had teeth.

#7 Sorceror Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:31:30
"Who are you?"
"I'm Death."
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"I'm DEATH."
"WHOO AAARE YOOOOU?"
"I'M DEATH!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said you were deaf. dies"

#8 Anonymous Wed, 9 Nov 2011 11:16:12
What do you want to dip? [a-np-rD-HJ or ?*] H
What do you want to dip into? [beqD or ?*] e (a potion of hearing)

#9 ThePathfinder Tue, 4 Aug 2015 14:32:10
In fact it could be good for him...

#10 grisha5 Wed, 13 Apr 2016 01:11:17
Sorceror #7, I am rating your comment E.

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